Say it loud, say it proud—Everything Sucks. That’s the vibe, and no one captured it better than the Descendents. The Descendents Everything Sucks T-Shirt is a bold throwback to the band’s influential 1996 album, complete with Milo’s legendary cartoon face and that painfully relatable phrase that’s become a punk rock mantra.
If you’re a lifer in the punk scene, a skatepark regular, or just someone who relates a little too hard to the album title, this shirt is your uniform. Featuring the Everything Sucks text and the Descendents’ unmistakable line-drawn mascot, this tee keeps things raw, honest, and totally old-school—just like the band.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the Descendents Everything Sucks T-Shirt offers softness, breathability, and a unisex fit that’s perfect for mosh pits, basement gigs, or binge-listening to I’m the One and Thank You on repeat. It’s punk-approved and ready to join your regular rotation.
Why You’ll Love the Descendents Everything Sucks T-Shirt:
Official Milo Cartoon Art: Features the signature Descendents style with bold punk statement.
Soft Cotton Fabric: Breathable and durable 100% ring-spun cotton for comfort and long-term wear.
Unisex Fit: Designed for all bodies and all punk scenes.
High-Contrast Print: Clean, clear design that stays sharp through countless washes.
Nostalgic Punk Vibes: Ideal for fans of classic 90s skate punk and hardcore.
The Descendents Everything Sucks T-Shirt doesn’t pull any punches. It’s direct, iconic, and oddly comforting for those who know what it’s like to feel disenchanted. If Everything Sucks was your coming-of-age anthem, this shirt is practically a rite of passage.
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Cultural Context
Released in 1996 after nearly a decade-long hiatus, Everything Sucks was the Descendents’ triumphant return to the punk scene—angrier, faster, and sharper than ever. Songs like I’m the One, Rotting Out, and Coffee Mug captured the angst of growing up (and staying punk) in a world that just doesn’t get it.
The Descendents Everything Sucks T-Shirt is more than merch—it’s a piece of punk history. It represents anti-establishment energy, DIY rebellion, and a refusal to sugarcoat life’s disappointments. Wearing this tee connects you to a long line of skaters, zine-makers, and fans who’ve moshed, screamed, and thrived under the banner of “Everything Sucks.”
Customer Reviews
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“Been a fan of the Descendents forever. This shirt brings back so many memories. Fits perfectly!” – Leo V.
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“Exactly what I wanted. Milo looks awesome, and the fabric is surprisingly soft.” – Jamie K.
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“Wish it was also available in distressed black or acid wash for a more vintage vibe, but still love it!” – Travis M.
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